transarsonist:

officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

happy 10 years of its quick, its easy, and its free

returnsandreturns:

returnsandreturns:

returnsandreturns:

i HAVE to stop looking at shelter cats until i’m moved but BUNNY

bunny is still there and apparently hasn’t been adopted because she’s very skittish and shy but so AM I

i assume they don’t put cats on layaway but i might go this weekend to see if i can say hi, at least. and then bring her home on, like, june 5th when i’m all moved and settled if she’s still there.

bunny 1.5 years and a few pounds later

boccher:

keroxyg:

youtube what

Originally posted by electricfishes

astriiformes:

Saint Paul Public Library, I am begging you to make this real

six-of-cringe:

Once when I was in college I needed a picture of my fish for an assignment, but the fish lived at home so I text my brother to send me a picture and he asks “how close of a picture” and I say “pretty close” and he sends me this

lokaror:

ORC FACT

got your stupid ass. this is a gnome post. give me all the fucking berries right now

mollyjames:

Hey guys just a heads up there’s a new scam going around where a gnome will disguise itself with orc facts and then steal all your berries. Stay safe out there.

antiterfbutch:

ALT

northern-punk-lad:

megabuild:

everyone posts edits of this image but nobody told me the og was funny as hell on its own

I have never seen an edit of this in my life

petermorwood:

dduane:

akboro:

Terry knew.

“…the kind who brushed the dog and told their children bedtime stories…”

That passage leads into this one:

Yup.

Terry knew.

ruckuscauser:

birlinterrupted:

my mom told me that credit card interest paid used to be tax deductible and i looked this up because it sounded totally bananas to me but apparently this used to be the case until 1986. what sort of fantasy world were baby boomers living in

evilwizard:

evilwizard:

never has there been a series with more underutilized background lore than the Chronicles of Narnia. book one establishes that there exists a world-between-the-worlds, an infinite glade that can be accessed only via ancient Atlantean magic, fractaling in all directions with infinite crystal-clear pools of water representing the various dimensions of the multiverse—dimensions which contain realms of gods and technology, and magic of various types, and different magical systems for each dimension, and dead worlds, and worlds that have not yet sprung to life, and a million other wonders. book two has a talking beaver

the implication here seems to be that Meowth from Pokémon is going to Christian Hell

mr-craig:

I see you’ve noticed my overhead mural of mushrooms.
That’s myceiling.

piedude:

thydungeonguy:

Guy who has heard other guys refer to their wives as “ball and chain” and “battle-axe” and wrongfully assumed you can refer to your wife as any medieval weapon: oh there’s my beautiful Lucerne hammer

orc